Post by ComedicThor on Sept 2, 2016 7:59:35 GMT -6
Hi! It's me, Mr. Bill! This blog entry is about my experience in Florida... I was travelling by bus early yesterday- I had to make a change in Cedar Key- I got off the bus. I travel and vacation a lot, since I became a little bit of a celebrity. I waved Hello to all the kids there, but I'm not sure if they saw me... I sat down to look up a number for a cab, to take me to a motel- I missed my bus out due to a delay in travel. I was sitting right by aopen window- I looked out, and suddenly, it was Mr. Hands! "Mr. Hands!" "Hey, Mr. Bill! It's good to see you here- going down to South Florida to vacation and get some sun?! That's great- you do look a little pale- I think you could use some sun! Hey, I've got a great idea for you, Mr. Bill- there's a beautiful display of the stars tonite, and there's going to be a beautiful meteor shower- I know the perfect place for you to camp- you can enjoy this, and save money on hotels and cabs- I'll drive you there myself!" "Uh, I don't know, Mr. Hands- there might be bad weather..." "Don't worry about that, Mr. Bill- the weather is going to be just fine." "Well, O.K., I like camping and meteor showers..." "Hop in, Mr. Bill- I"ll take you there!" So I get in the car with Mr. Hands, who drives me to a beach area near Cedar Key, shows me a good place to sleep there and hands me a blanket. I lay down and watch for a pretty meteor shower- the weather doesn't look so good, and by just after midnight it's getting bad.... A hurricane hit- I tried to hang on to a bench, but was carried away in a flood" "Ahhhhhhhhhh......!". "As I'm swept along in this powerful flood, I'm holding on to a log which is floating too- but a great gust of wind breaks my arm off, which remains on the log, as I'm swept into a tree, smashed into and flattened against it, a little above the water line." (Mr. Bill, flattened on a tree, faintly and with exasperation:) "He's always mean to me....!"